3D Printing My Butt. Need as scanner in Boston. Advice?

Hi, All.It’s that time of year in Boston. Perhaps you know what I mean. It’s that restless, wrenching time of year when couples are split up by the demands of a working life. Ambitious, enthusiastic students at our nation’s most storied universities sublet their rooms in the city and take flight for far away lands and coveted internships. The malaise brought on by these ruptures of love is palpable. A stark contrast to the libidinous, blooming beauty of Spring and early Summer.Sad. Right? I know. It happened to me. My girlfriend is gone for the whole summer. What is a man to do? A normal man might pine at his window for his distant lover. He may write unending, saccharine love letters. Not me, though. Not me. I want to send her a little plastic rendering of my sweet cheeks. I have access to a printer, but no scanner. Is there anyone who can help me here?Cheers! Thanks for reading! https://ift.tt/2Jufjwu