{"id":24063,"date":"2018-06-09T19:38:26","date_gmt":"2018-06-09T19:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/?p=24063"},"modified":"2018-06-09T19:38:26","modified_gmt":"2018-06-09T19:38:26","slug":"3d-printing-my-butt-need-as-scanner-in-boston-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/?p=24063","title":{"rendered":"3D Printing My Butt. Need as scanner in Boston. Advice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/ifttt.com\/images\/no_image_card.png' style='max-width:600px;' \/><\/p>\n<div>Hi, All.It&#8217;s that time of year in Boston. Perhaps you know what I mean. It&#8217;s that restless, wrenching time of year when couples are split up by the demands of a working life. Ambitious, enthusiastic students at our nation&#8217;s most storied universities sublet their rooms in the city and take flight for far away lands and coveted internships. The malaise brought on by these ruptures of love is palpable. A stark contrast to the libidinous, blooming beauty of Spring and early Summer.Sad. Right? I know. It happened to me. My girlfriend is gone for the whole summer. What is a man to do? A normal man might pine at his window for his distant lover. He may write unending, saccharine love letters. Not me, though. Not me. I want to send her a little plastic rendering of my sweet cheeks. I have access to a printer, but no scanner. Is there anyone who can help me here?Cheers! Thanks for reading! https:\/\/ift.tt\/2Jufjwu<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, All.It&#8217;s that time of year in Boston. Perhaps you know what I mean. It&#8217;s that restless, wrenching time of year when couples are split up by the demands of a working life. Ambitious, enthusiastic students at our nation&#8217;s most storied universities sublet their rooms in the city and take flight for far away lands &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/?p=24063\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;3D Printing My Butt. Need as scanner in Boston. Advice?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,8,9],"class_list":["post-24063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-3dprinters","tag-3dprinting","tag-discussion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24064,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24063\/revisions\/24064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.3dprinterbank.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}